Friday, March 25, 2011

Frustrating Me

One of the most frustrating parts of my personality is that I am a horrible speaker. I have a terrible time getting my thoughts to my mouth. In conversation, I stumble. I so wish I could get past this.

I've been thinking about why I am so terrible at speaking lately and came to three conclusions. And by the way, when I say I'm terrible at speaking, I mean day to day conversations with people. (Of course, I am equally, if not much, much worse at public speaking, but for this post, I simply mean daily conversation.)

So, here are my issues -

Part one, and probably the biggest factor for my suck speak, is my overly analytical brain. I only write when I'm alone. But, when I talk, it takes two. I spend the conversation analyzing the interaction as we are conversing. The way the person moves, the tone of their voice, the facial expressions, the words... I mean, some people I have studied so closely I literally have them etched into my brain down the very detail of the way the tip of their nose curves. (I think about how I would draw them. In art, you learn that the only thing that makes an artist good is her ability to look.) This works fine for me when listening, and often times in my favor. But, the problem is, I don't turn the analyzing off when I start speaking...so I am literally talking and not even consciously knowing what words are coming from my mouth, because my brain is thinking Why am I leaning on this door? I am making that facial expression that I told myself to stop making because I hate how I look when I make it. Her socks are purple with pink stripes. Hurry up with this story already, Natasha. Eventually, I lose my sentence all together because I haven't even been thinking about it since I've been too busy analyzing everything else. I constantly find myself saying out loud to people, "Now where was I going with this?" It is enough to drive a girl crazy! That is why I like to listen and that is why I interact with extroverts the most easily....they relieve the pressure from my insane analytical mind by talking so that I don't have to. All my best girlfriends have been extroverts.

Anyway, the second, but much lesser issue I think stems from the residual funk and hurt left over from being told my personality is flawed, my sense of humor is evil, and I am generally a person of suck. (Hello manipulative ministries!) It has made me quite gun shy. There is still some part of me that really wonders, Were they right?

And finally wrapping it up with the third which is really caring too damn much what people think. I know I have strong opinions. I know I really enjoy a good banter. I know I can be sarcastic. I know I can be cut throat when I feel like someone is bull-shitting. If I said what I was really thinking at that moment, it would be as blunt as a used butter knife. And that side of me can come across as ruthless and mean, even though to me, it's nothing personal. It's a disagreement, a banter, a way of testing another's mind and the limits of their critical thinking ability. I love getting to know people in that way because you hear their passions, you learn their hot buttons, and you expose your own. But, I fear that not everyone else sees it this way and to some, that part of me is probably just straight up bitch. And who wants to be a bitch?

I have been thinking a lot this week that I could learn from Jesse. He is like me, except bigger and bolder and better. He says what he thinks. He doesn't care if people get offended. He interacts and moves on. He doesn't spend Sunday night thinking about a conversation he had Friday afternoon.

I do.

Do you know what's funny? This post wasn't even supposed to be about this. I have a meeting on Monday at work where we will be discussing the topic of whether or not to have a one piece swimsuit rule for girls at our camps. I have a lot of strong opinions on this. As I was reading the e-mail about it at work, one of the guys stopped in and I said I was getting too fired up reading it all, then quickly explained my view point. Later the conversation came back around, and I found myself sitting there in that place of once again saying, "Now where was I going with this sentence?" It was so frustrating with this topic in particular because I do feel so strongly about it, but I just can't reach my tongue and speak. When I got home, I had all these thoughts about feminism and men and women and bodies and all of this floating around my head. I thought I should dump some out on my blog before Monday, hoping that maybe by then, I will have collected myself enough that I could actually speak with some level of grace.

How ironic that instead of just saying on here what I had intended to say, I ended up creating an entire post where I analyze myself.

Damn it.




Saturday, March 19, 2011

Looking Forward

My daffodils have bloomed. That means it's definitely time to start the gardens.

I have snow peas, sugar snap peas, swiss chard, kale, spinach, cucumbers, basil, and cilantro in the que. Tomatoes and bell peppers will surely follow. We'll see how much space I have left after that.

I am just so happy this time is finally here.

I'm looking forward to canning this summer. Looking forward to rashes on my arms and itchy skin from being allergic to everything in my garden. Looking forward to scolding my dogs for jumping across the garden borders when they are playing. Looking forward to my nose running while I mow the lawn. Looking forward to my white socks turning green and brown around the ankles from yard work. Looking forward to seeing my pasty white skin in the sunshine and telling myself it wouldn't hurt to get a suntan for once, then rushing inside five minutes later to slather myself with sunscreen while simultaneously scolding my shallow side for putting beauty ahead of health. Looking forward to panting dogs. Looking forward to grilling in the back yard. Looking forward to laying outside and getting so hot that I actually feel like I did something. Looking forward to swimsuits and lakes and lifejackets. Looking forward to the intoxicating smell of honeysuckle vines. Looking forward to riding my bike. Looking forward to thunderstorms that shake the entire house. Looking forward to fireflies. Looking forward to vacation. Looking forward to blue skies and a white sun. Looking forward to that warm feeling of closing my eyes and putting my face to the sky.

Good things are coming.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Random Ramble of Suck (And P.S. I'm crazy.)

If 2011 wants to go down in the books as a great year, it really needs to start shaping up.

Sigh. Right now, I just need a place to vent and drop off a load of crap. I might not make any sense at all. (So why not publish it on my blog for all to see?)

I am just back from dropping off my brother's dog at his house. Long story, but basically my brother and sister-in-law are at the hospital right now as her Dad passes. They flew back in a rush a day or two ago after news that he had stopped breathing. It has been a really rough couple days for them complete with all the situations we'd never even wish upon our worst enemy...ventilators and brain damage and hard decisions.... I feel horrible for them and wish there was something more I could do. My mom has been on duty watching their daughter (my niece) and I know she too has had a really rough week, and I wish there was something more I could do to help her out, too.

I just feel like utter suck the last few days.

And this weekend is daylight savings. Please point me toward the dude who came up with that idea because I'd like to have a few words with him. So many people I really care about need rest now more than ever and we're just going to skip right over an hour tomorrow. I wish I could just scoop everyone up and shield them from the world for a few hours while they take a long, long nap. (And then I'd like to take one myself.)

And do you know what else? I had a prank go all wrong this week and possibly jacked some things up for a friend at work and I feel horrible. (As it turns out, other people paying the consequences of my actions is way worse than having to pay for them myself.)

And do you know what is weird? Nothing is wrong with my life. I have no big drama. I have no really sad news. I have no huge challenges right now. It is so ordinary and fine. It has been for a while. And something about that seems to be making me totally and completely insane. I feel like I'm living in a math problem. It's so black and white and clear and clean and predictable. I keep telling myself I should rejoice and be thankful for that, and to a large degree, I am. But then the punk ass part of my heart is all kinds of whiney.

I have been talking with my former boss a lot this past week and it brings up so many questions for me...questions about who I am, what I am capable of, what I believe I am capable of.

I guess in many ways I feel like I'm ho-humming my life away. It's very responsible and tidy. But at the end of my life, what do I really want to look back on?

I heard someone say or read this somewhere that "life is 90% relationships", and then I think, Yea, that's so true. Why don't I just breath in my awesome husband and enjoy my time with him? And for that matter, since he's so awesome, why don't we just have some children and extend the awesome? After all, I'm almost 30...and he's already carving out the years in his third decade of life. But, then my crazy mind goes crazy. Honest to goodness, this was my thought process today at Target, as I was walking in the parking lot behind a lady carrying a toddler:

Kids are nice. Maybe we should have a kid. Why would we have a kid though? The earth can't continue to support the human population at its current growth rate. But then why are we biologically designed to want to reproduce? Will the human population smother itself out? Maybe we should adopt a kid. I'd rather adopt an older kid. We should just wait. I'm only 29. It would be weird to adopt a 13 year old and only have 16 years between our ages. We'll just have a kid when we feel like the time is right and that's not now, so this doesn't matter. Deal with it later. But I can't wait forever to have a kid. I'm pushing 30. But say I had some dream career right now, would I even want a kid? I can't use a kid as an escape because I'm not happy with my current life situation. That is horrible. Too many women lose their identity when they have kids. I don't want that to happen to me. (Open door and walk into Target.) YESSS!! Swimsuit sale!!

Is that insanity or what? Seriously, how can I go from questioning the intricacies of how the human population will sustain itself to Um, do they have this bikini in blue??

Nerd meets shallow sorority girl, much?

But the thing is, that whole thought process wasn't even about kids. I have this way of fixating on some issue that is not at all the issue. Really, I am wrestling with what kind of person I am. How much do I really care about those around me? How much am willing to inconvenience myself to make someone else's life better? How much do I live in fear? How long will I live in comfort, not tapping into the very things that fill me with passion and life? How much am I willing to speak my mind? What do the seasons of life mean?

Sigh.

So, that's all.

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Dear John Lawn,

Remember this lush, green grass in my backyard? You were so pretty...so soft under my feet. I loved you. I cared for you.

And now, all I can say is that...well, I don't think I can ever see you again.

See, about a year ago, I met someone. He makes me laugh a lot, we like to spend time together, and he's nearly as soft as you were.


And, to be honest, he's made it pretty clear that he doesn't want you around.


So, I guess this is goodbye forever. Please understand. We're just not right for each other anymore. I have new needs that you can't meet. I need someone stronger who can weather the challenges of life with me. Someone who doesn't get jealous and just curl up and die when I spend time with my new friend. I know you'll move on, and so will I. In fact, I'm already "out there" again. I've seen mulch, flagstone, pavers... and I'm pretty sure I'm going to ask one of them to live with me.

I know this is hard, but I will never forget you. (After all, you were my first.) I never had a luscious lawn until you. Thanks for the memories. XOXO.